I
was outside, but I was not yet out of the woods.
I
was going to the hospital and, sooner or later, there were going to
be some questions.
I
had hoped that they would put me on a gurney and then go back to
fighting the fire, but no such luck.
I
swear they must be paid by the number of packages of this and that
they open.
They
put a mask on my face and they stuck a needle in my arm and pumped me
full of Godknowswhat. After they hooked me up to a heart monitor and
a pulse oximeter I stopped thinking they were practicing medicine and
began thinking they were engaged in risk management.
After
they had me strapped down and secured me inside the ambulance and just
before they closed the doors and headed for the hospital, a police
jumped into the back of the wagon and tried to ask me questions.
Couldn't
blame them, really.
They
had every reason to suspect arson and, because they found me on the
wrong side of the door, I was going to be their number one suspect.
It
was easy not to pay attention to him, I was too busy worrying about
the dog and trying to figure out how I was going to get back to him.
I
had a couple of coughing fits and made a couple of attempts to get
out of the gurney and that was enough for the paramedic to shut the
police down. Questions would have to wait, I needed medical
attention.
I
didn't really.
And
the longer I lay there, with them pumping full of pure oxygen and
flooding my system with saline, the better I felt.
Had
to keep them from figuring that out.
Not
much I could do in the close quarters of the ambulance. The next
move would have to wait until we got to the hospital.
What
to do?
I
needed to figure something out and fast.
As
for the dog, he would probably hang around the fire until everyone
left and then he would head home.
Not
a good choice, but probably the safest for him.
Whoever
was hunting me would most likely have my house staked out, but they
wouldn't move against the dog until they were ready to come for me,
so he was probably safer there than anywhere.
He
was probably hungry and a little confused. Couldn't blame him for
that, also couldn't help him at the moment.
Soon
though.
Soon.
The
ambo lurched to a stop and then into reverse before coming to
rest outside the hospital's emergency room.
The
paramedics, joined by a pair of hospital orderlies, wrestled the
gurney out of the wagon and began wheeling me head first through a
series of doors.
BAM.
BAM.
Try
as I might, I could not keep from wincing.
BAM.
I
cracked my eyes open just far enough to see the policeman following
along behind.
The
smell of a witch's brew of disinfectants and antibiotics, vomit,
urine and stale beer made me strangely nostalgic for the many
hundreds of hospitals I had had the misfortune to see the inside of
over the years.
Nights
in the ER are the same all over the world. It's the closest modern
equivalent of the marketplace. Stall after stall of independent
merchants, each trying to convince a passing doctor or nurse of X-Ray
tech about the worth of their wares, the severity of their malady.
And
like the markets, there is always a language barrier, always
misunderstandings, betrayed confidences, disappointment and yelling.
Everybody
yells.
Doctors
to nurses; doctors to patients; nurses to orderlies; nurses to
patients; orderlies to security; orderlies to custodians; family
members to patients; patients to other patients.
It
was familiar.
We
worked in hospitals, made moves in hospitals and, unfortunately, had
to use hospitals. And whether they were First World or Third World,
they have the same rhythms and, more or less, the same sounds and the
same smells.
These
were the places where people having their worst day ran hard into a
group of people for whom it was Tuesday; people for whom you were
just another barrier between them and going home.
Eventually,
we stopped moving.
We
pulled into what was to be my stall in this particular marketplace.
It
took six of them, but they transferred me from the ambulance gurney
to the hospital gurney. It was like being tackled by a football team
when you didn't even know you were playing.
And
then they all left. All, except the policeman.
I
could hear one of the paramedics running down my vital signs for a
nurse.
“Smoke
Inhalation” was the presumptive diagnosis.
The
nurse asked about I.D. and then I heard someone say “John Doe.”
The
clock started ticking again.
I
needed to get out of there before they figured out who I was. If
my I.D. found its way back to me, anyone looking for me would not be
far behind.
I
heard the nurse say something in an indiscreet voice about “Indigent
Care” and someone else, outside the curtain said something about
how that was all they needed and why didn't “those” people have
the common courtesy to show up on the next person's shift so she
could get home in time to be with her kids.
The
cop stepped out of my stall and into the conversation between the
nurses.
He
was under orders to keep control of the prisoner and he needed to
know how long it was going to take before I would be evaluated so he
could report.
There
was a long sigh followed by one of the nurses explaining to the
police that so long as I was stable, I was not a priority. The
hospital had a “Duty of Care” but that was all I was going to get
unless, or until, someone could produce some kind of proof of
“in-surance.”
She
actually said “in-surance.”
And
then I heard the policeman sigh.
He
said something about having to report in and he “deputized” the
nurse to watch me while he went to make a call.
She
assured the police that she would stay put until he returned.
I
heard the squeak of his leather belt and the jingle of keys fade out
as he made his way down the hall and then, after a pause, I heard the
nurse sigh as she too walked away.
Now
was the time.
I
had to get out of this bed.

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